I Love Your Mum Coaster Introvert Gift the Butt Plug Coaster is

the Butt Plug Coaster is the rude novelty gift that keeps on giving — mostly giving people something to stare at in horrified silence

But Then We'd Both Be Fucking Idiots" is executed in an elegant

or a substantial 15 oz vessel for those grueling days when you are surrounded by exceptional stupidity

Available in standard 11oz and generous 15oz sizes for those who require copious amounts of caffeine to tolerate their environment

I Love Your Mum Coaster Introvert Gift the Butt Plug Coaster isA Message from the Chairman: On the Expression of Affection Sir Cucumber Dog is not, by nature, a sentimental creature. He does not do greeting cards. He does not do heartfelt speeches. He does not, under any circumstances, do hugs. But he does believe in honesty. And the honest truth is that your mum is, by all accounts, a remarkable woman. Someone clearly thinks so, anyway. Enough to put it on a coaster. In your house. Where you have to look at it